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Message: WORDS WOMEN USE

FINE

this is the word women use to end an argument
when they are right and you need to shut up.

FIVE MINUTES

if she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five
minutes is only five minutes if you have just been
given 5 more minutes to watch the game before
helping around the house.

NOTHING

this is the calm before the storm. This
means "something," and you should be on your
toes. Arguments that begin with 'Nothing' usually
end in "Fine"

GO AHEAD

this is a dare, not permission. Don't do it.

LOUD SIGH

This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal
statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud
Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and
wonders why she is wasting her time standing
here and arguing with you over "Nothing"


THAT'S OKAY

this is one of the most dangerous statements that
a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay"
means that she wants to think long and hard
before deciding how and when you will pay for your
mistake.

THANKS

a woman is thanking you. Do not question it or
faint. Just say you're welcome.

Send this to the men you know to warn them
about future arguments they can avoid if they
remember the terminology!

And send it to your women friends to give them a
good laugh!

Oh, and before we forget ...
"Whatever"
...it's a woman's way of saying *! #@ YOU!