For all the MEN out there..daw..hehe
Message: When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a
girlfriend.

When I was 16 I got a girlfriend, but there was no
passion, so I
decided I
needed a passionate girl with a zest for life.

In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was
too emotional.
Everything
was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all
the time and
threatened
suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability.

When I was 25 I found a very stable girl but she
was boring. She was
totally
predictable and never got excited about anything.
Life became so dull
that I
decided that I needed a girl with some excitement.

When I was 28 I found an exciting girl, but I
couldn't keep up with
her. She
rushed from one thing to another, never settling
on anything. She did
mad
impetuous things and made me miserable as often as
happy. She was great
fun
initially and very energetic, but directionless.
So I decided to find a
girl
with some real ambition.

When I turned 31, I found a smart ambitious girl
with her feet planted
firmly on the ground and married her. She was so
ambitious that she
divorced
me and took everything I owned.

I am now older and wiser, and am looking for a
girl with big tits.