A VIRGINS NIGHTMARE -

A girl asks her boyfriend to come
over
Friday night

and have dinner with her parents. Since this is
such a

big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend
that

after dinner, she would like to go out and make
love

for the first time.

* * * * * * * * *

Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had
sex

before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to
get

some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his
first time and

the pharmacist helps the boy for about an
hour.

He tells the boy everything there is to know
about
condoms and

sex.

* * * * * * * * *

At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy
how
many

condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or
family

pack. The boy insists on the family pack
because
he

thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first
time
and all.

* * * * * * * * *

That night, the boy shows up at the girl's
parents

house and meets his girlfriend at the door.
"Oh, I'm

so excited for you to meet my parents, come on
in!"

* * * * * * * * *

The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner
table

where the girl's parents are seated. The boy
quickly

offers to say grace and bows his head.

* * * * * * * * *

A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in
prayer,

with his head down.

* * * * * * * * *

10 minutes pass, and still no movement from
the
boy.

* * * * * * * * *

Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down,
the

girlfriend leans over and whispers to the

boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this
religious."

* * * * * * * *

The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no
idea
your

father was a pharmacist."

* * * * * * * * *

If you DON'T re-post this in 1 minute you will

have bad sex for life!!!



&while i'm at it.


Because u opened this, u will get kissed on
friday
by

the person u luv!! & 2morrow will be da best
day of
ur life, so

DO NOT BREAK THIS CHAIN!!!!!! IF U BREAK IT,
U WILL HAVE

RELATIONSHIP PROBLEMS FOR THE NEXT
TEN YEARS!!!!!!!!