30 Harsh Things To Say To A Naked Guy

1. Where is the rest of it?
2. Ahhhh, it's cute.
3. Why don't we just cuddle?
4. You know they have surgery to fixthat.
5. Make it dance.
6. Can I paint a smiley face on it?
7. Wow, and your feet are so big.
8. It's OK, we'll work around it.
9. Will it squeak if I squeeze it?
10. Oh no... a flash headache.
11. (giggle and point)
12. Can I be honest with you?
13. How sweet, you brought incense.
14. This explains your car.
15. Maybe if we water it, it'll grow.
16. Why is God punishing me?
17. At least this won't take long.
18. I never saw one like that before.
19. But it still works, right?
20. It looks so unused.
21. Maybe it looks better in naturallight.
22. Why don't we skip right to thecigarettes?
23. Are you cold?24.
If you get me real drunk first.
25. Is that an optical illusion?
26. What is that?
27. It's a good thing you have so manyother talents.
28. Does it come with an air pump?
29. So this is why you're supposed tojudge people on personality.
30. I guess this makes me the earlybird.