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Thursday, April 27, 2006

7 Reasons not to mess with children.

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.

The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.

The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.

Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.

The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".

The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"

The little girl replied, "Then you ask him".



A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work.

As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was.

The girl replied, "I'm drawing God."

The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like."

Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, "They will in a minute."



A Sunday school teacherwas discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds.

After explaining the commandment to "honor" thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?"

Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered, "Thou shall not kill."



One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head.

She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?"

Her mother replied, "Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white."

The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, "Momma, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?"



The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.

"Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say,'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, He's a doctor.'

A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher, she's dead."



A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, "Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face."

"Yes," the class said.

"Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet?"

A little fellow shouted,
"Cause your feet ain't empty."



The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray:

"Take only ONE. God is watching."

Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.

A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples.



It doesn't matter how many people you send this to, just remember if it made you laugh, your friends will laugh too.

Monday, April 17, 2006

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AIYYYYYYOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

Sunday, April 16, 2006

hAPpY eAsTeR!!! Godbless us all! :D

waks -- happy happy birthday!

Wednesday, April 12, 2006

Hello po!

wow... dami nman pong Good news d2.. wahehehe
Congrats Wylor ang Lupet mo! hehehe..

ei.. Guys HIRING po yung company n kung san me
nag-wowork now... if somebody is interested I can Pass
your resume, paki-send n lng po s email add ko n ito
pra dun ko n lng s ofis i-print pra libre hehehe..
eto yung email add ko dun garcia.jun@sanyo-epson.com

Gerard ano contact number mo???

Wacks Advance Happy Birthday!!!

Kelan po b ulet ang get together...??? hehehe

Take care po sa lahat this Holy Week!

Len, Lek, Kath and Ae Nagkita-kits s McDO

Pictures kahapon nagkita-kita kmi s mcdo G2 :-)
Cyempre late ako, heheheh!















len and kath With Mr. japan (lek)




hindi ako bangag, late lng..hehehe!

Kath... lagot ka pagbalik ni Mara :-P

wala ka pasalubong...:-)


aba me take two pa!tsk..tsk..tsk...

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hey wazz up!!!!!
pasensya na po!!!!
Ay sana pala welcome pa me dito!!!!!


Brother lapit na pala bday mo ah!!!
san b tyo????
game na ako!!!
wala na me sa cavite eh!!!!!
hehehehehehehehe!!!
Wylor ang angas mo,boy!!!

advance happy happy birthday waks!
God bless! may all your wishes and dreams come true...
saan po celebration? invited ba kmi? hehehe

Tuesday, April 11, 2006




















Advance Happy Birthday Waks!!!
papainom ka ba? :-)

Congratulations Engr. Wylor Merandilla!!!
ang galeng-galeng nman ;-)

Monday, April 10, 2006

hi wylor este engr. wylor pla...hehehehe
congratulations po! you did it! ;D
God bless!

congrats engr. wylor!

winston camacho
top 1 sa board exam.
astig sikat ang ue ngayon.

Engr. Wylor Merandilla
Angas mo hehehe....
congrats tol, ako lang yata ang nakakaalam e kaya broadcast ko na d2.
Nadagdagan na naman yabang mo sa katawan hehehe..
Painom ka na..

Monday, April 03, 2006

AT LAST!!!!


" DAWSON'S CREEK"
CELEBRITY EDITION




THE REST OF THE CAST


GUESS WHERE MARAH IS...

CLUE: SIYA AMG MAY ARI NUNG CAR.

DONT LET THE PICTURE IN YOUR MEMORY BE LIKE THIS...

jun>>>s sunday twag npu2l n kc ung pldt nmin..hehehe cguro 11 ng umaga pra wla kyong lkad

gerard>>>>bsta punta ulit aq jn bsta wg mo qng k2limutan s binyagan...kya mo yan ikaw pa....

bornats>>>>gusto mo smin k mg holi wik promis tol d k magu2m hehehe maganda biyernes santo smin

s lhat kmusta n!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! wla p kcng aqng job kya bka next outing past muna buti n ung maaga hehehe

kung cno gus2ng ng inaalok q kay bornats ok lng thursday p lng punta n kau...

---------------JANUARY--------------------
pretty/handsome. Loves to dress up.
Easily bored.Fussy. Seldom shows emotions.
Takes
time torecover when hurt. Sensitive. Down-to-
Earth.Stubborn.
----------FEBRUARY--------------------
Abstract thoughts. Loves reality and
abstract.Intelligent and clever. Changing
personality.Attractive. sexiest out of everyone.
Temperamental. Quiet, shy and humble.
Honestand loyal. Determined to reach goals.
Lovesfreedom. Rebellious when restricted.
Loves aggressiveness. Too sensitive and easily
hurt.Gets angry really easily but does not
show it.Dislikes unnecessary things. Loves making
friendsbut rarely shows it. Horny. Daring and
stubborn.Ambitious. Realizing dreams and hopes.
Sharp.Loves entertainment and leisure.
Romantic on theinside not outside. Superstitious
and
ludicrous.Spendthrift. Tries to learn to show
emotions.
-----------------MARCH--------------------
Attractive personality. sexy. Affectionate
Shy and reserved. Secretive. Naturally honest,
generous and sympathetic. Loves peace and
serenity. Sensitive to others. Great kisser. Easily
angered.Trustworthy. Appreciative and returns
kindness. Hardly shows emotions. Tends to bottle
up
feelings. Observant and assesses others.
------------------APRIL-------------------
Suave and compromising. Funny and
humorous.Stubborn. Very talkative. Calm and cool.
Kind and sympathetic. Concerned and detailed.
Loyal. Does work well with others. Very confident.
Sensitive.Positive Attitude. Thinking generous.
Good memory. Clever and knowledgeable.
Loves to look for information. Able to cheer evryone
up
and/or make them laugh. Able to motivate
oneself and others. Understanding. Fun to be
around.
Outgoing. Hyper. Bubbly personality.
Secretive. Boy/girl crazy. Loves sports, music,
leisure
and traveling. Systematic. hott but has brains.
-----------------MAY-----------------
Stubborn and hard-hearted. Strong-willed
and highly motivated. Sharp thoughts. Easily
angered. Attracts others and loves attention. Deep
feelings.Beautiful physically and mentally. Firm
Standpoint. Needs no motivation. Shy towards
oppisite sex.Easily consoled. Systematic (left
brain).
Loves to dream. Strong clairvoyance.
Understanding. Sickness usually in the ear and
neck.
Goodimagination. Good physical. Weak
breathing. Loves literature and the arts. Loves
traveling.
Dislike being at home. Restless. Not having
many children.Hardworking. High spirited.
------------JUNE-------------
You've got the best personality and are an
absolute pleasure to be around. You love
to make new friends and be outgoing. You are a
great flirt and more than likely have an a very
attractive partner. a wicked hottie. It is also more
than likely that you have a massive record
collection. You have a great choice in films, and
may
one day become a famous actor/actress yourself -
heck, you've got the looks for it!!!
----------------JULY--------------
Fun to be with. Secretive. Difficult to
fathom and to be understood. Quiet unless excited
or
tensed. Takes pride in oneself. Has reputation.
Easilyconsoled. Honest. Concerned about
people'sfeelings. Tactful. Friendly. Approachable.
Emotional temperamental and unpredictable.
Moody and easily hurt. Witty and sparkly. spazzy
attimes.Not revengeful. Forgiving but never
forgets. dislikes nonsensical and unnecessary
things. Guides others physically and mentally.
Sensitive and forms impressions carefully. Caring
and loving. Treats others equally. Strong
sense of sympathy. Wary and sharp. Judges
people
through observations. Hardworking. No
difficulties in studying. Loves to be alone. Always
broods about the past and the old friends. Waits
for friends. Never looks for friends. Not
aggressive unless provoked. Loves to be loved.
Easily hurt but takes long to recover.
------------AUGUST---------------
outgoing personality. takes risks. feeds on
attention. no self control. kind hearted.
self confident. loud and boisterous. VERY
revengeful. easy to get along with and talk to. has
an "every thing's peachy" attitude. likes talking and
singing.loves music. daydreamer. easily
distracted. Hates not being trusted. BIG
imagination. loves
to be loved. hates studying. in need of "that
someone".longs for freedom. rebellious when
withheld or restricted. lives by "no pain no gain"
caring. always a suspect. playful.
mysterious. "charming" or "beautiful" to everyone.
stubborn.
curious.independent. strong willed. a fighter.
------------SEPTEMBER---------------
Active and dynamic. Decisive and haste
but tends to regret. Attractive and affectionate to
oneself.Strong mentality. Loves attention.
Diplomatic.Consoling, friendly and solves people's
problems. Brave and fearless. Adventurous. Loving
and caring. Suave and generous. Usually you
have many friends. Enjoys to make love.
Emotional. Stubborn. Hasty. Good memory.
Moving,
motivates oneself and others. Loves to travel and
explore. Sometimes sexy in a way that only their
lover can understand.
---------------OCTOBER-------------------
Loves to chat. Loves those who love
them. Loves to takes things at the center. Inner and
physical beauty. Lies but doesn't pretend. Gets
angry often. Treats friends importantly. Brave
and fearless. Always making friends. Easily
hurt but recovers easily. Daydreamer.
Opinionated. Does not care to control emotions.
Unpredictable. Extremely smart, but definitely the
hottest
AND sexiest of them all.
---------------NOVEMBER--------------------
Trustworthy and loyal. Very passionate
and dangerous. Wild at times. Knows how to
have fun.Sexy and mysterious. Everyone is drawn
towards your inner and outer beauty and
independent personality. Playful, but secretive.
Very
emotional and temperamental sometimes. Meets
new people easily and very social in a group.
Fearless
and independent. Can hold their own. Stands
out in a crowd. Essentially very smart. Usually, the
greatest men are born in this month. If
you ever begin a relationship with someone from
this month, hold on to them because their one of a
kind..
---------------DECEMBER---------------
This straight-up means ur the most good-
looking person possible... better than all of these
other months! Loyal and generous. Patriotic.
Competitive in everything. Active in games and
interactions. Impatient and hasty. Ambitious.
Influential in organizations. Fun to be with. Easy to
talk
to, though hard to understand. Thinks far
with vision,yet complicated to know. Easily
influenced by kindness. Polite and soft-spoken.
Having
lots of ideas. Sensitive. Active mind. Hesitating,
tends to delay. Choosy and always wants the best.
Temperamental. Funny and humorous.
Loves to joke. Good debating skills. Has that
someone always on his/her mind. Talkative.
Daydreamer. Friendly. Knows how to make friends.
Abiding.Able to show character. one guy/girl kind
ofperson. Loveable. Easily hurt. Prone to
getting colds. loves music. pretty/handsome.
Loves to dress up. Easily bored. Fussy. Seldom
shows emotions. Takes time to recover when
hurt. Sensitive.